Please pardon any faults of organization today. After several conscious attempts to "sit down and write gold," I'll admit that I'm kind of just not quite feeling it today. I sit, open the screen, put in my anti-ADD headphones… and proceed to dick around Facebook, read about muscle imbalances, or send pictures of kittens pimp-walking to my sister.
Forks Over Knives goes under the knife: Plant-based vs. Omnivorous dieting.
March 15th, 2012 
Jeron Ok. So, I feel like I may be a little late on the bandwagon with this post. After all, Forks Over Knives came out almost a year ago. I feel like this may, hopefully at least, work to my advantage, mainly because all of the other heartless meatheads have already said their piece and the the angry vegans (or plant-based dieters if that makes you feel more comfortable) have already rebutted. Basically, the argument has subsided, so hopefully I don't look like another person trying to pick on something because it's cool.
Self-neutered: 3 ways you might be sucking the life out of your balls.
February 21st, 2012 Jeron That's right, I just said balls… and sucking. Why, because I am a man and I do what I want.
Actually, it's because this is the internet and I can do what I want here. I like to think of it as a conjugal visit between me, my own balls, and my spine, since they spend a significant portion of their lives sitting in a nice mason jars in my wife's purse. Sometimes I get to tap on the glass, and when I'm good (or online) I get to re-attach them and take them for a spin.
If your life sucks, it’s your fault. So please shut up.
February 6th, 2012 Jeron I don't know about you, but, for some reason, I always seem to have someone in my life who is perpetually dissatisfied with with their life.
Their job always sucks. Their significant other sucks. Their lack of a significant other sucks. They're friends suck. They have no friends, and that sucks. They're in abusive relationships, hoard belongings, work disenchanting jobs, sell themselves short, don't work up to their potential, and never seem to go anywhere, accomplish anything, or move forward in any way.
Do you walk like an Emo kid?
January 26th, 2012 Jeron Ok, I understand that the title of this post may make me sound like I've been smoking crack.
Fair assumption (and, for the record, I don't. Racist).
But you have to admit, that trying to go all "Hooray kids! Let's all learn about postural deviations in your cervical, thoracic, and lumbar spine!" would be slightly anti-climactic.
